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Monday, August 29, 2005

Consumer

I was watching last Friday's Bill Maher show.  They were talking about obesity among American consumers...

What is it about the term "American Consumer"  that would cause confusion regarding obesity in this country?

Speaking as an obese American Consumer,  I can state uneuquivically that Rhese's Peanut Butter Cups are delicious.  I mean,  the job of a consumer is to consume,  right?   So what's the question?

Pass the Hershey's,  will ya?

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