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Monday, August 08, 2005

Urgent Product Recall

Dog Condoms

The problem of dog overpopulation is a real one. However, the noble goal of preventing unwanted dog pregnancy does not justify the means being used. Millions of brutal forced castrations and female genital mutilations take place every year in America. We need to put a stop to these atrocities and give every living creature the respect it deserves.

Just as forced sterilization isn't the answer for human population control, it's not the solution for dogs. Instead, we should respect dogs' rights as living beings by honoring their instincts and sexuality and provide them with safe, effective birth control.

Facts:

  • Over 46 million dogs have suffered genital mutilation in the US

  • 4-8 millions healthy "unwanted" dogs are slaughtered each year


Solution:

Condoms